My horoscope for the week, a la Brezsny

Genius irreverent feisty poet-astrologer Rob Brezsny has this to say to me and my fellow Cancerians this week:

“A famous Youtube video shows a small crab perched on top of a giant jellyfish that's swimming in the ocean. Apparently this is a common phenomenon. The species known as the graceful rock crab not only grabs free rides on jellyfish, but also steals food from them as it does. This creature is your role model, Cancerian. See if you can develop a safe and symbiotic relationship (perhaps temporarily) with a big stinging blob. At the very least, wangle some benefit out of a clueless behemoth.”